The Budget And The Usual Suspects

Lost Money Found And Then Lost Again In Translation

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

Just Like The Cinderella Story...

Good Riddance?

All Because The Lady Loves Bulletproof Cars

What Are We Teaching Our Children?....04

Government Spokesperson At Work

Elected Public Officeholders Joyriding At Our Expense

The Convoy Of Bulletproof Vehicles

Two recent events come to mind: the N255m bulletproof cars scandal and the killing of Prof Iyayi by a Governor’s convoy. 
Here are two old Thisday cartoons (13 February 2008 and 18 March 2011) to remind us, once again, that “Things haven’t really changed”. 

What Are We Teaching Our Children?....03

What Are We Teaching Our Children?...02

Here’s a popular misconception: we say it is stupid for a public officeholder to steal billions that he will never need, simply because the money is there for the taking and because he can get away with it unquestioned, unpunished. We say, after all, if he drops dead tomorrow, all his acquisitions become useless as he cannot take them with him.

Well, this cartoon suggests otherwise!

We Did It Our Way

The people Are Watching

They Are Tearing Down Everything In Their Path

"If You Tarka Me, I Will Daboh You!"

What Are We teaching Our Children?

What sobered PDP?

On The Edge Of A Precipice

Once again, history is repeating itself. Lies, damned lies and statistics! Those who did it yesterday got away with it. Today, others are doing worse things with impunity because they know they will also get away with it. Yesterday, it was on behalf of President Yar’Adua, today it is Governor Suntai. Do I hear you say, somebody is already queuing against tomorrow?

The New Hate Dispenser

It's Drifting Time Again

That's Not My Job!

Constructive, Cordial Responses To Criticisms....

It's Flirting Time Again....02

For The Sake Of Continuity?

Generally, Nigerian politicians and political office holders refer to themselves as “patriots” rendering “selfless services to their fatherland” as if the rest of us are traitors, idlers and freeloaders. When they go about pleading that the president be allowed to serve a second term, it is not lost on us that it is because they want to continue to serve in the administration of the president. They sure know which side their bread is buttered!

It's Flirting Time Again

Yes, you guessed right! The caption of this cartoon is adapted from the famous Ray Charles song: CRYING TIME. For effect, let me go further than the first line. Please, replace CRYIN’ with FLIRTING to see how it applies to the current/recurrent activities of our political players in our political landscape.

Oh, it's cryin’ time again, you're gonna leave me
I can see that far away look in your eyes
I can tell by the way you hold me darlin' Oooh
That it won't be long before it's cryin' time

The New Wetin You Carry

A couple of days ago, the Lagos State Commissioner of Police announced sanctimoniously ( shouldn’t that be remorsefully?) to the press that the Nigeria Police was scandalized and horrified that one of theirs was caught on video soliciting for a bribe of N25,000. He went on to say: “henceforth, any officer caught red-handed” will be dealt with in the same manner, if not harsher.

There you go, officers, don’t be caught red-handed! Do whatever it takes not to be caught red-handed!

Knowing When Not To Turn The Other Cheek

The other side

We’ve all heard the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Usually, what crosses the minds of people hearing the joke for the first time is that this is a trick question which requires a clever answer. They are often dumbfounded when their thought processes are interrupted and they are told that the simple answer is “TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE”.

Usually at this point, people go into overdrive and come up with several variations of the same answer or invent new ones – from risible to funny to absurd. And of course there will always be the mischievous individuals with dark, macabre sense of humour who will insist “the other side” refers to “the afterlife” thus, suggesting that the chicken crossed the road because it wanted to be crushed by a car!

We’ve all heard the question: “Why did the Lagos state government deposit 14 vagrants of Anambra origin in the State’s border, Onitsha?” Usually, what crosses the minds of people hearing the question for the first time is that this is a trick question which requires a clever answer. They are often dumbfounded when their thought processes are interrupted and they are told that the simple answer is “TO GET THE ANAMBRA GOVERNMENT TO TAKE THEM TO THE OTHER SIDE”.

Usually at this point, people go into overdrive and………. (FILL IN THE BLANKS or DRAW your own conclusions.)

You Be The Judge...

Recently, five lowly judicial workers were found guilty of gross misconduct. They were not only sacked, but also recommended for trial. A newspaper report quoted a source which confirmed that the sacked workers will in addition be “arraigned in court for trial any moment from now. They have made useful statement to the NJC panel which established a prima facie case against them.”

However, a Chief Judge found guilty of gross misconduct about the same time was allowed to pack his bags and go home with all his benefits simply because, according to the National Judiciary Council spokesperson, "Council took cognisance of the fact that he had already voluntarily retired from service and consequently decided not to recommend his removal from office.

"Council decided that henceforth, any similar misconduct by any Judicial Officer in the Federation will be visited with severe sanctions."

It's Alright For Some! "13, Unlucky For Some!"...01-04

While we are still at it, I might as well unfurl the scroll to reveal the rest of my offerings on the under-age marriage controversy when it first broke out three years ago…

Things Haven't Really Changed: Lies, Damned Lies And Statistics

Another work in progress....

Things Haven't Really Changed...! "13, Unlucky for Some!"

Once again, I am bringing an old cartoon back into focus under the title: Things haven’t really changed. Usually when I repeat a cartoon, the purpose is not necessarily to vindicate the cartoon or show how prophetic it has turned out to be. No.  One of the purposes is to refresh our memories.

But the main purpose is to continue with the debate from where it was left off; knowing that whatever inspired the making of the cartoon in the first place would not have changed. In fact, with our politicians, things can only get worse! Thus, I consider every cartoon I make a work in progress, an unfinished work waiting to be updated whenever the need arises. Now you know!

Still On The Akure Jailbreak....

Reacting to the claim by the Ondo State Police command that they rearrested 54 out of the reported 175 inmates that escaped from Olokuta Prison in Akure, the leader of a Security Awareness Network in Ondo State said:  “This claim is total falsehood as we believe only a few of the prisoners who are still loitering around the prison yard were taken back into their cells, and not any of the fleeing criminals.”

…And to the model prisoner in the cartoon, I say “hang in there, man!”

Political Calculations

Thisday columnist, Olusegun Adeniyi wrote last Thursday that we have become so disingenuously calculating that today “…..16 is officially recognized as a bigger number than 19 while a “majority” of five is now enough to impeach a speaker in a House of Assembly where there are 32 members”

Check out this Dec 2008 cartoon. It is the closest reminder that our politicians have been very dexterous at manipulating figures for a long time and they are not about to change. Does anybody remember the details of the event that inspired the cartoon?

Akure Jailbreak

The Brain-Washing Power Of Commercials

I dug out this cartoon as my contribution to a thread in a LinkedIn forum EVERYTHINGJOURNALISM group. The topic is: “How do you read Nigerian-made adverts” …and I suppose, TV commercials.

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The Reunion Of Two Political Wizards (Opportunists)....01

Unending Ding-Dong....03

The Democracy And Transformation They Mean

This cartoon was later published in Thisday, Tuesday, 18 June 2013.

The Democracy and Transformation we Mean

THISDAY 11 June 2013    By Anyim Pius Anyim

It is now two weeks since we all celebrated Democracy Day.  Within the intervening period, Nigerians have had time to digest and react to the Mid-Term Review Report, through which the government of President Goodluck Jonathan gave us an update on policy and governance issues under the Transformation Agenda. We recall that on May 29, the president said: “Democracy is as much a result as it is a process and today’s event invites us to reflect on both the processes and results of our thriving democracy. There is evidence of stronger democratic institutions. There is even stronger evidence of an evolving culture of better consultation, better stakeholder input and better mass buy-in on all major issues of national development.”

These observations, which some people may not have noted on the busy day of the celebrations, are incontrovertible.  Now, more than ever before, I reaffirm it, because it is within the context of making our democracy a reality for the generality of Nigerians that the administration made a Mid-Term Performance Review Report a central marker of Democracy Day proceedings.  The primary purpose was to enable everyone see the progress made so far in implementing the policies, programmes and projects encapsulated in the Transformation Agenda (2011 – 2015). The facts are evident: the economy has recorded an impressive GDP growth and that we surpassed our annual targets in eight out of the 14 broad areas of the Transformation Agenda. Also, it is partly because 57.14% of the sectoral targets were met that Nigeria’ global ranking by GDP has improved from the 44th position in 2010, to the 36th. Thus the question is: Should a government, in the name of a false sense of modesty, deny its achievements?  Our answer is no. On the other hand, should we downplay our challenges and give Nigerians the impression that all of the nation’s problems are now solved? Again, the answer is no.

The introduction of substance into the national Democracy Day celebrations was a deliberately designed intervention, with the aim of raising public awareness about the activities of government.  It was our hope that in giving full account of our stewardship in the last two years, and that by acknowledging our present challenges, we can also explain the responsibilities and expectations that these times demand from the government, and indeed every citizen, so that we can all unite to build the society of our dreams. From the feedbacks that we have received, I am gratified by the transformational effect of this move. Many commentators have observed that that will henceforth set the tone for all subsequent Democracy Day celebrations in Nigeria. It is very likely that May 29 will henceforth be both a day dedicated to reflections on the meaning, gains and sustainability of democracy and an occasion to, in the words of Mr. President, “think about how to sustain our collective resolve to face the future together as one people, guided by the principles of consultation, mutual respect and equity. That is the only way to gird our loins for the distance ahead, because democracy is more of a journey across wide terrains than an arrival at some secluded waterhole.”

In writing on this matter so soon after the Democracy Day celebrations, my view is that the time has come for us to see the need to engage every (citizen) in a conversation for national development. This will enable us separate cheap propaganda and political mischief from the real issues of governance. It will also enable us distinguish between the fundamentals of democracy and the incidentals to democracy. These are the two components of democracy, or the pillars without which the taste of democracy is lost.

The fundamental principles of democracy include personal liberties, popular participation, respect for the individuals’ rights, provision of equal opportunities, majority rule and minority rights, etc.; and these principles of democracy find expression in basic human freedoms.  Protection and enjoyment of these freedoms guarantee human worth, which inspires the confidence to not only to aim at the optimum in life but also the agility to protest and defend abuses of personal rights and social interests. The incidentals to democracy, on the other hand, are what are popularly referred to as democracy dividends in this clime. In ordinary language this means the good products of democracy. It is important to emphasise that this product of democracy can only be good if it is indeed, a product of a free society with popular participation. It must not only be verifiable but must also be subject to satisfaction of the populace.

The policy thrust of this administration therefore is not only to deliver democracy dividends but also to make it good in accordance with the best principles of democracy. This explains the emphasis on consultation and dialogue, process and procedure, clear and need-driven projects conception, open and competitive procurement process, equitable distribution of social amenities, diligent planning and execution strategies, checks and balances, rule of law; and extensive expansion of civil space together with respect for citizens’ right, among others. This is the only way we can “take democracy beyond the mere form and focus on the content, which is actually a way of life that combines good governance with economic efficiency”.

The important point I wish to make here is that we should henceforth bear in mind that May 29 should no longer be just a day dedicated to a series of ceremonies in remembrance of the fact that an elected government emerged in Nigeria after nearly two decades of military rule. We should now have it at the back of our mind that it is, as President Jonathan said: “A day for stock taking and for the renewal of vows by governments at all levels to deliver good governance to Nigerians: that is the reason the administration is taking accountability and service delivery beyond the conventional idea of just enumerating specific projects. We wish to encourage Nigerians to also focus on the importance of a forward looking service environment created by sound policies and governance strategies. It is no accident that the Mid-Term Report has clear targets, unambiguous performance indicators and all of which are under close monitoring via Ministerial Performance Scorecards.”

On May 29, the president said: “As a people, our goal in deepening our collective democratic experience is to build a community of equals, wherein everyone has responsibility for the wellbeing of all. Our life together imposes on us all the responsibility of being protectors and guarantors of our joint patrimony. The leader must protect the democratic space, allow the people to exercise the duty of making free and informed choices and then protect and safeguard those choices, in order to build a lasting democratic community.”
I reaffirm that assertion, but with a caveat. The caveat is that it is the duty of every Nigerian to make suggestions on how to move the country forward. It is also the duty of every Nigerian to join the discussion and help to monitor the performance of government, as this is a democratic right and duty of every citizen in relation to any elected government.

When on May 29 President Jonathan said: “Our commitment and our resolve to ensure that the practice of democracy goes beyond the claim to free choice, to include the overarching roles of credible persons and institutions that do not manage the political space as predators”, he was pointing to the fact that only such people and institutions can guarantee the political space for all. But creating such people and such institutions requires the cooperation of all. They must enjoy the goodwill and partnership of all Nigerians, if they are to succeed.

Our current national challenges are part of the overall process of our political evolution and national development. There is no need to present them as unheard-of tales, or overdramatize the occasional odd twists of social cohesion, as the challenges are already being overcome. The president used the occasion of the last Democracy Day celebrations to remind us all: “Democracy thrives amidst the greatest disagreements, spurring dialogue and eventually galvanising consensus and a common focus.” He also used the occasion to remind us that we have to consistently reaffirm our oneness, as we did when we flagged off “100 years of togetherness as a united political entity defined by discussion, consultation, mutual respect and commitment”.

Looking at our national history, our shared experiences, our profile in the world, the progressive deepening of our democratic experience and the greater maturity of our democratic institutions and practices, I can boldly say today, as the president said on May 29: “We are on the final stretch to eventual democratic stability and maturity, as evidenced by the greater synergy between the institutions of state. This is a tribute to our collective resolve, because those who fought for our current democracy can look back today and say: ‘yes, we have fought a good fight and there is something to show for it’.”

This government was under no pressure, or compulsion, to give a Mid-Term Report. The Democracy Day celebrations would still have been considered a success without it. But what would have been the content of that event? What would the administration have offered Nigerians, beyond speeches and ceremonies? What would have given them an anchor to hold on to and march along with government as partners, if Mr. President did not present a report card and invite them to assess him and make suggestions; being that they are actually the masters we are in office to serve? Government gave a Mid-Term Report because it was felt that the time had come to say “enough of empty ceremonies and let us stand before those who gave us this job with a performance record they can evaluate and comment upon”.  This is what will deepen and strengthen our democracy.

When, also on that day, the president said: “It is therefore in the spirit of our democratic enterprise that I am making the public presentation of the mid-term report of my transformation agenda, knowing that I have to give account of my stewardship to my fellow citizens, who elected me their president”, he spoke from his heart. When he said: “This is my own modest way of contributing to the deepening of our democratic experience, as I stand before you in the service of our fatherland”, he was also telling Nigerians that anyone of us could one day stand in this same position because he is standing there today through the inconceivable Grace of God.

My fellow Nigerians, let the conversation on our nationhood, the dividends of democracy and the march to a greater Nigeria continue. As we constantly take stock and move forward, I urge you all never to forget that we remain one nation with a great promise; even as that is being fulfilled before our very eyes.

*Senator Anyim is the Secretary to the Government of the Federation

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Buhari: Military Offensive against Boko Haram, Anti-north

Opposes emergency rule

THISDAY - 03 Jun 2013

By John Shiklam in Kaduna

Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) National Leader, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, has criticised the declaration of state of emergency in Adamawa, Borno and Yobe States and the subsequent military offensive against the Boko Haram Islamic sect.
   Buhari, who featured on the “Guest of the Week,” a Hausa programme of the Kaduna-based Liberty Radio, yesterday said the federal government’s action was a gross injustice against the north.

   According to him, unlike the special treatment the federal government gave to the Niger Delta militants, the Boko Haram members were being killed and their houses demolished.
   He said he was not in support of the declaration of state of emergency in the three north-eastern states because President Goodluck Jonathan had failed from the outset in addressing the security situation in the country.

   Besides, Buhari added that the security challenges facing the country started in the Niger Delta region where he alleged that politicians desperate to retain their positions as governors recruited youths and armed them to enable them win elections by force.
According to Buhari, who fielded questions in Hausa language before the English version of the programme, “What is responsible for the security situation in the country was caused by the activities of Niger Delta militants.

“Every Nigerian that is familiar with what happened knows this. The Niger Delta militants started it all. What happened is that the governors of the Niger Delta region at that time wanted to win their elections, so they recruited the youths and gave them guns and bullets and used them against their opponents to win elections by force.
“After the elections were over, they asked the boys to return the guns, the boys refused to return the guns. Because of that, the allowance that was being given to the youths by the governors during that time was stopped.

   “The youths resorted to kidnapping oil workers and were collecting dollars as ransom. Now a boy of 18 to 20 years was getting about $500 in a week, why will he go to school and spend 20 years to study and then come back and get employed by government to be paid N100,000 a month; that is if he is lucky to get employment?

   “So kidnapping became very rampant in the south-south and the south-east. They kidnapped people and were collecting money.
“How did Boko Haram start? We know that their leader, Mohammed Yusuf, started his militancy and the police couldn’t control them and the army was invited. He was arrested by soldiers and handed over to the police.

    “The appropriate thing to do, according to the law, was for the police to carry out investigations and charge him to court for prosecution, but they killed him, his in-law was killed, they went and demolished their houses.
   “Because of that, his supporters resorted to what they are doing today.
   “You see in the case of the Niger Delta militants, the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua sent an airplane to bring them, he sat down with them and discussed with them, they were cajoled, and they were given money and granted amnesty.
   “They were trained in some skills and were given employment, but the ones in the north are being killed and their houses demolished. They are different issues, what brought this? It is injustice.”

   Buhari also explained why he joined politics after his release from detention by former military president, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, saying that his close associates and those who knew him very well convinced him to join partisan politics.

   He said those who knew him, knew that he took on positions of responsibility without begging anyone for appointments.   “I was a military governor in a state that has been divided into six states today; I was minister of petroleum for four years and six months. I was a military head of state. But because these people know how I live my life, they were not coming to beg me for money. They were coming to ask me to comment on issues that affected the nation,” he added.

  He said further that the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991 also shaped his attitude to politics. “When I joined partisan politics in April 2002, in my ward in Daura, (Katsina State), they kept on coming. And then one significant thing at the global level happened, the Soviet Union collapsed.
   “Out of the Soviet Union, there are now about 18 or 19 republics and that conclusively proved to me as an individual that the multi-party system is the best form of democracy, but with the big caveat that elections must be free and fair. That is how I arrived in CPC today, but first from APP to ANPP to CPC," he said.

   Buhari lamented that God has blessed Nigeria with human and natural resources, but “we have failed to organise ourselves”, stressing that one of the problems bedeviling the country is bad leadership.

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They Throw Money At Our Problems

1,497 Illegal Routes Into Nigeria – Interior Minister

Posted: May 24, 2013 - 00:46

By SaharaReporters, New York

There are no fewer than 1,497 illegal routes that lead into Nigeria. The startling disclosure was made earlier today by Nigeria’s Interior Minister, Abba Moro.

Mr. Moro spoke in Abuja while briefing the National Working Committee (NWC) of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) at the party's national headquarters.
In order to curb the security crisis associated with porous borders, the minister said Nigeria needed more than $244 million. The fund would go into installation of electronic surveillance round the nation's borders.
The minister added that the crisis of insecurity in the country was being compounded by the operation of 30 illegal guard companies in the country. He announced that only the operator of one of them had been arrested.
Mr. Moro also revealed that some scam artists “opened a website in the name of the ministry which they have been using to dupe unsuspecting members of the public.”

He added: “One of them even used my name to open such [a] website, but we have been able to arrest him somewhere in Asokoro, Abuja, when I asked one of his would-be victims to play along with him.”
The minister underscored the fact that Nigeria’s vast borders were porous, making it possible for the 1,497 illegal routes to exist. "We are making efforts to procure appropriate modern technology to be installed along our borders and we are collaborating the USAt and a private Chinese company on this 
"With the assistance of the US State Department, we realised that some components of the offer we got from the private firm was contained in what the State Department would be offering us.

"When we have done this, the temptation of illegal entry into Nigeria will be reduced".




As You Make Your Bed,....